I sleep with the mindset of a million dead pilgrims and wake up in a pool of sweated out sins. What a wonderful day.
Schedule:
- Wake up in a thick green puddle under a car.
- Find my way back home.
- Eat some leftover ardvark.
- Give Jehosophat and Silvia spankings for pooping next to the toilet when I specifically gave them instruction not to.
- Leave my house in search of the monk that beat me up in an alley and stole my lizard drugs.
- Come home with a monks foot for dinner and a bag full of lizard secrestions.
Jehosophat and Silvia eat well.
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