Wis effin Consin!
The worst place ever. But where isnt?
- Expensive Cigarettes
- Expensive Distasteful Booze
- No Good Drugs
- Kittens Population: Donuts
- Mammal Population: Donuts
- Hours of Sleep Received: Donuts
- Hate Filled Fun: TONS!
As we're packing in the car a comment that stabs my nerves drives past me ears.
"I dont believe we finally get to drive over the ocean to get to wisconsin."
With flames in my eyes and abhorrence in my hear. I unpack my bloody baseball bat to recoat it with a new layer of sanguine fluid.
After the beaten mistress, by the name of "Ally", is rejuvenated through medical care, we leave for wisconsin.
Three hours into the trip im complaining to my hearts extent.
"I dont understand why i have to go with you turdlettes to this stupid, unimportant state. I heard the population there is tires. Meaning no one. What is you guys real reason for going there!?!
THERE IS ABSOLUTE NOTHING F***ING THERE!!!"
A spiked bottom shoe speeds through the air, stabs and sticks to the side of my face. I have been silenced.
An enraged Mokbel yells from the drivers seat.
"Why The FLIP are you always yelling and complaining!!!!!"
He pulls out a sai.
I pull out a katana.
The car pulls over.
Van Door opens.
Battle Commences.
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