Sewer Fungus and Nut Kicking Spree's

Its 4 AM.
I cant get any sleep because of the two children in my house abusing their new bodies.
The decided to come in my room and replace my glass of liquor that i keep on my bedside table with a mixture of anti-freeze and heroin. (which I have no idea how the got access to.)
Noramaly this would have been ok but I needed my sleep for the next morning when i have my nut kicking spree. And to add to the terrible sickness I now feel, they can both poop out dinosaur sized feces into a glass. I mistook it for chocolate and guzzled it down.
Their new bodies and trying to kill me. Jehosophat loves me but is just too playful. I'll set up a hammer and springboard by his nuts tomorow. And Silvia has a deep hatred for everything.... including me.
Oh god! Here come the little bas****s with knives, batons, rubber bands and stethescopes!
HELP..........

Connection cutoff messege:
Hey, sorry bout that. either im dreaming about doing terrible things to your family's pet or im throwing toe fungus, found in the sewers, off of my roof and into the city.
Have a HorribleSexyDay